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My strategy is to win.

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sexwithashtonirwin:

sexwithashtonirwin:

sexwithashtonirwin:

sexwithashtonirwin:

sexwithashtonirwin:

sexwithashtonirwin:

I THINK I WANT FOOTBALL PLAYER MICHAEL SMUT OK

someone make this happen please

and personalize it if ya do ok pls

I want more please omfg

or MAKE IT AN ASHTON SMUT

OR MAKE IT A MASHTON THREESOME LIKE PLS I WANT THAT LIKE BEING PENETRATED BY TWO HOT FOOTBALL PLAYERS HELL YEA

someone pls

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gerardwaycoolerthanyou:

when you get a bad grade on something and ya mom finds out

gerardwaycoolerthanyou:

when you get a bad grade on something and ya mom finds out

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x

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wadeswilson:

(10/13) Best Movies of 2013 → Short Term 12

So put me in your books so you know what it’s like to live a life not knowing what a normal life’s like. Put a label on my head so you know what it’s like to live a life not knowing what a normal life’s like. Look into my eyes so you know what it’s like. Look into my eyes so you know what it’s like. Look into my eyes so you know what it’s like to live a life not knowing what a normal life’s like.
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dances-in-ashes:


pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

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erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.

There is no shirt here.”

 (via followthebluebell)

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titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

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